Al Mal Tiempo, Buena Cara

"Hector---the times that test your character are what make you. When times are hardest, that's when you have to smile your biggest smile." Claudia said this straight-faced. As she spoke, Hector saw his mother's hand tremble towards her drink, nails dragging across wood grain and palm countering friction against lacquer until this, too, took more … Continue reading Al Mal Tiempo, Buena Cara

Gnomes Gettin’ Stoned in the Dome Home Calling Shamans on Da’ Phone

"Ahhh. Satan!""Get him in the Church and he'll explode!!!""HE'S ALREADY IN THE CHURCH YOU DUMBASS!"Simister666, "Who Killed Soloman?" Meanwhile, down in the Dome, where gnome one gnomes, gnomes are doin' opiome... "Heyyyy man.""Yeah man?""Uhhhh....""Did you forget what you were gonna' say again?""No.""It's cause you're high as f**ck man. You literally smoked like fifteen times as … Continue reading Gnomes Gettin’ Stoned in the Dome Home Calling Shamans on Da’ Phone