The Jeong-Espinosa Family: Everyone Gets Older Again, Which is a Vacuously True Statement Due to the Linear Passage of Time

(Shout-out to all the armchair physicists: throw your best title-inspired bastardization-of-Sturm-Liouville-Eigenvalue-Problems-or-generalized-coordinate-system Danger Zone "actually" theory at me in the comments. Aim to beat the current title-holder, a donation collector in front of a grocery store who responded to "I'm sorry; I don't have the time right now," with "Actually, Einstein proved time doesn't exist." Come … Continue reading The Jeong-Espinosa Family: Everyone Gets Older Again, Which is a Vacuously True Statement Due to the Linear Passage of Time